How on earth will we survive on Earth?

"WASHINGTON (AP) — A prominent physicist and skeptic of global warming  spent two years trying to find out if mainstream climate scientists were wrong. In the end, he determined they were right: Temperatures really are rising rapidly."

Ok. So Richard Muller has changed his mind. But what about the rest of the world? I'm no expert and DEFINITELY no scientist. But  I do think that the Earth is going through some pretty drastic changes. Hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, alien abductions. The signs are there. But the question is....are we ready? What if the polar ice caps melted and left us in 100ft. of salty icewater? Would you be prepared to filter your own urine and drink it?  I would. Heck I do it all the time just to acustom myself to the taste. A little bitter, but no worse than what you would get from the mighty Ohio. And besides, it's not like it's someone ELSE's urine. That's just nasty and immoral.

I'm no lover of sushi, but I do like me some seafood. Do you? Would you be prepared to live off a diet of tuna steak? The average fish has over 90 calories and anywhere from 10-20 grams of protien. And that is a fact....I Googled it. Just picture yourself on your own private boat, feet hanging over the edge, fishing all day (FISH ON ALL YOU PRIMUS FANS!!!!). The wife/husband preparing the seaweed salad, the kiddies playing out in the back yard (stern side). Life wouldn't be that hard would it? No, as long as you prepare NOW. These preparations are not that tedious and require only a little brain power and a few of the almighty greenbacks.

Step 1: SECURE A BOAT.
Step 2: STOCK UP ON SUNSCREEN (min/SPF 30)
Step 3: GET A GOOD, SHARP, FILLET KNIFE
Step 4: LEARN HOW TO FISH
Step 5: BUY A HIGH QUALITY FISHING ROD
Step 6: BUY A GOOD CAMP GRILL AND PLENTY OF FUEL

And there you go. That should get you through the remainder of your now tropical life. Just remember. If the human population splits into tribes and groups....stay away from the ones on jet ski's, they are BAD people. Thank you for you time.

The story of HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhh boy. The time of year where I get to hand out candy to all the little ghoulies. Did you know that halloween was actually started by a group of people that were addicted to sugar? They happened to live in a time when the sugar was regulated and rationed off to the select few who could afford it, or had enough pull in the village to earn the favor of the chieftan. He would give each huthold a tablespoon of the sweet stuff to last one calendar month. And back then a calendar month ran for 57 days. Meanwhile the power-players in the village would get a 60lb bag to use each week. And that was PER PERSON!!!!

So the down-trodden folks in the village came up with a plan. They started an alliance with the "Dentistomites".  These were evil little creatures that survived on glucose. Without it they became very tired, often not leaving their orifices for weeks. They would lay there like slugs until water and food deprivation overcame them. So the poor people in the village sought out the Dentistomites and told them of the over-abundance of sugar in the village. They would tell the Dentistomites which huts had the most sugar in exchange for 1/4 of the take. The Dentistomites would go into the village after the sun had set and look for the huts without pumpkins on the porch. These were the huts that had the life force the Dentistomites needed. If the occupants refused the Dentistomites would use their specialized tools to pull out one tooth of the sugar hoarders until they finally gave in. Then they would go back to their orifice and divvy out one quarter of the sugar to give to the poor. This went on year after year until the Dentistomites finally died off. But the inhabitants of the land would always remember the days when their teeth would get yanked out by those little Dentistomites that came out of their orifices and take all their sugar away. This eventually became the name for the people who would fix their teeth when something was wrong with them, otherwise known as "DENTISTS". And their orifices they lived in became known as the "Dentist's OFFICE".

So there is the TRUE story of Halloween. As for the name.......they just thought it sounded cool.

My quick thoughts on war (And my first post)

"WAR huh GOOD GOD Y'ALL, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?"
Legitimizing the military industrial complex so the fat-cat politicians can make thier fat-cat dollars and sleep in their fat-cat silk jammies. Sending our young men and women out to die so they can revel at their rising profit margins, drool drizzling off thier chin like oil from a well-head. Having to keep so much folded paper in their left back pocket to balance out the thickness of the fat-cat wallets in their right.
The bombs BOOM the sirens RING but all they hear is CHA-CHING. I think Edwin Starr said it best....."ABSOLUTELY NOTHING"