How on earth will we survive on Earth?

"WASHINGTON (AP) — A prominent physicist and skeptic of global warming  spent two years trying to find out if mainstream climate scientists were wrong. In the end, he determined they were right: Temperatures really are rising rapidly."

Ok. So Richard Muller has changed his mind. But what about the rest of the world? I'm no expert and DEFINITELY no scientist. But  I do think that the Earth is going through some pretty drastic changes. Hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, alien abductions. The signs are there. But the question is....are we ready? What if the polar ice caps melted and left us in 100ft. of salty icewater? Would you be prepared to filter your own urine and drink it?  I would. Heck I do it all the time just to acustom myself to the taste. A little bitter, but no worse than what you would get from the mighty Ohio. And besides, it's not like it's someone ELSE's urine. That's just nasty and immoral.

I'm no lover of sushi, but I do like me some seafood. Do you? Would you be prepared to live off a diet of tuna steak? The average fish has over 90 calories and anywhere from 10-20 grams of protien. And that is a fact....I Googled it. Just picture yourself on your own private boat, feet hanging over the edge, fishing all day (FISH ON ALL YOU PRIMUS FANS!!!!). The wife/husband preparing the seaweed salad, the kiddies playing out in the back yard (stern side). Life wouldn't be that hard would it? No, as long as you prepare NOW. These preparations are not that tedious and require only a little brain power and a few of the almighty greenbacks.

Step 1: SECURE A BOAT.
Step 2: STOCK UP ON SUNSCREEN (min/SPF 30)
Step 3: GET A GOOD, SHARP, FILLET KNIFE
Step 4: LEARN HOW TO FISH
Step 5: BUY A HIGH QUALITY FISHING ROD
Step 6: BUY A GOOD CAMP GRILL AND PLENTY OF FUEL

And there you go. That should get you through the remainder of your now tropical life. Just remember. If the human population splits into tribes and groups....stay away from the ones on jet ski's, they are BAD people. Thank you for you time.